I think I'm a fairly talented lady. And, I've got charisma in spades. Let's not even talk about my (over) education.
Given that - imagine my reaction when I opened this job posting:
(character names have been changed, descriptions are completely un-touched)
Sara -- Female/18 to 30/Sara has accidentally overdosed and she must be saved.
Girl #1 -- Female/18 to 30/ Girl #1 rides man reverse cowgirl while topless, then gets knocked off. She lies in bed and says things for the rest of the film.
Holly -- Female/18 to 30/ Holly is doing coke, then pukes up condoms full of heroin at the end.
... THESE ARE MY OPTIONS?!?!?!
(Clearly, Girl #1 is who I'm aiming for.)
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